Tbf a lot of people just want a petty bourgeois vacation.

I’ve been on a socia media break, but I’ll post some memes.

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I’ve seen people defend capitalism unironically by arguing that you can just go run off in the woods if you don’t like it, as if every square inch of land isn’t privately owned.

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This is only possible because you can run off into a national park, which is the exact opposite of capitalism.

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Except you can and will be kicked out of those too. At least the Great Smokey Mountain National Forest has maximum occupancy times for its campsites, and will haul you to jail if they catch you camping outside off their official sites.

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I wouldn’t call a virtue signaling land theft technique antithetical to capitalism.

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This statement has always been crazy to me. Even when I wasn’t a Communist I didn’t really understand this, since for the overwhelming majority of human history, we didn’t even have Capitalism… Capitalism is around 400 years old, meanwhile recorded history is around 6000 years old.

And I’m not even applying materialism here, this was when I was a lib lmao

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If you question people who say this they will say “sure we didn’t call it capitalism but people were trading and selling to become richer since forever!”. And you try to explain that markets =/= capitalism and you see their eyes glass over and their brains shutdown.

We say libs don’t know anything about communism, but they will die on a hill to defend capitalism and they know nothing about it either.

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40 points

The burden of marxists is that we understand our opponents positions and our own, but they don’t understand either.

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I maintain that Marxists are better at playing the game of capitalism than “capitalists”.

Was reading some of Engels letters about the stock market earlier lol

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I mean just look at China. They teach Marxism to everyone and embed Communist Party cadres in every company and they’re eating the first world’s lunch as a result.

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Agreed.

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Libs don’t know what capitalism is, and they haven’t thought it through. “I think there were markets in Rome and markets = capitalism.” “I feel like it’s in my nature to be selfish, so it must have always been like this.”

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A big part of the “selfishness is human nature” thought process comes from Puritan brainworms. The Protestant work ethic and the belief that one’s desire to have the basic necessities of life is inherently selfish form the basis of American capitalism, thus the idea that one must be worked beyond their limits in order to simply continue to live becomes baked into the fabric of society.

Basically everything wrong with America is John Calvin’s fault at its source.

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18 points

People who genuinely believe that have to be misanthropes.

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Yeah. People are also just really confused right now, and don’t seem to think through things politically.

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36 points

Imagine a world where you do stuff with your neighbors because you like them

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i do this, people can do this! lots of americans (mainly the white ones) just suck and are angry at eachother :( but in my mostly mexican neighbourhood, people frequently invite eachother over to parties and things

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I spent the holidays last year going to a neighbor’s house, and hanging out in the balcony, with fireworks popping off from the ‘‘cerro’’ behind my home, with beers and loud music, while his boys who’re off in Chicago, were videocalling us from their car, in a parking lot, drinking with us and some Mexican friends of theirs, while looking out for cops. The contrast was just sad.

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5 points

that’s the way to do it :3

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Sorry I was conditioned all my life not to.

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Honestly, I’d probably choose something by the ocean. I DO NOT trust the deep woods in the US. I do not want to go out for a morning walk and see myself staring back at me from behind a tree further down the trail or some devious cryptid garbage like that.

Miss me with that.

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I’m not into cryptid stuff but I understand the sentiment with American woods. Lord knows how many dangerous people are just wandering around wilderness areas looking for random solo victims, given the USAs serial killer/mass murder numbers and how easy it is to get a gun. And it would impossible to ever find a killer like that.

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I love being alone in the woods personally. I walk in the dark every morning. I’ve listened to missing 411 stories, and I feel fine since I’m not a small child.

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Just remember to pack pepper spray and bear spray

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Honestly, the bear spray will work just fine if you forget the pepper spray. The inverse is not true.

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Same. Like, what are the chances two psychopaths will be in that specific part of the woods, right?

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I’m the “thing in the swamp” people should be afraid of

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It depends where you go. There are mountain lions in some parts as well. Coyotes and wolves are carnivores as well. Carnivores generally don’t go for dangerous prey unless there is nothing else to eat. Just get yourself high enough in the trees where the bears and coyotes can’t reach you when you are sleeping. If you are with a group of people closeby, they have enough sense to know that messing with one of you is a death sentence.

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To be fair, climbing up in trees isn’t gonna save you from a bear.

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It will. Depends what type of bear though.

A grizzly? Their fat butts slowly climb at a glacial pace. A black bear? No climbing as they are Olympic class climbers, but you stand, make yourself big, and “fight” as they are cowards and are terrified by confrontation.

A polar bear? Lmao, get ready to die.

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Same but also living in the woods is so much cheaper you gotta have “rich parents money” to afford a place by the sea.

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Not really. Coastline is very cheap with how much of it there is, and I don’t need to be in a resort town or in the tropics. A sleepy fishing town would be more then enough for me.

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I guess it’s highly regional. My whole adult life I’ve basically been getting forced further and further inland by my rent rising faster than my pay, but this is in California.

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And it’s usually the same people that make appeals to nature wherever they can, not just when defending capitalism. Funny how easily they contradict themselves

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