Enough with the AI chatbots. They try to shove one down our throats on our computer desktops, in our browsers, in our messaging apps, now we need to be inundated while trying to game?
Ooof, poor things gonna be racist by the first 15 mins of its release.
“Hi! I’m Clippy! It looks like you’re trying to play Halo. Let’s take you to the Store so you can purchase more DLCs…”
But I just want to play Halo…
“Yes, but the DLCs will make it better!”
But I’m happy with what I already have.
“Oh, look, here’s the store!”
“Who’s Cortana? I don’t know who you’re talking about. Surely you’ve mistaken me for someone else. My name’s, uh, Blortana.”
Nobody: . . .
Micro$oft: AI chatbot!
Everybody: No
Micro$oft: We put it in your search engine!
Everybody: No, no, stop. We don’t want
Micro$oft: Bam! AI on your desktop! All day long!
Everybody: Stop with the AI. We don’t want it
Micro$oft: We’re naming it “Ballmer”
Everybody: That’s the worst - just NO to all of
Micro$oft: It’s in your games! Yesssss!
