Andean Cock-of-the-Rock is my new DnD bard name.

Sombre tits are what you’re left with when the perky tits of youth are gone.

So are the bush tyrant and the bamboo tyrant related?

That explains the ‘satanic’ part as well as one could. However where the nightjar becomes a goat sucker remains unexplained.

I feel like I haven’t literally laughed out loud for some time, but this did it for me. Thank you.

No! It’s ugly! It won’t let me near the garden, that drab-breasted bamboo tyrant!! 😡

I feel like this was written by the Unstreaked tit-tyrant as part of a dis battle.