Maybe I am an NPC
Did you know armor is heavy af?
Plate armor isn’t heavy at all. A full set of plate armor is like 20-25 kilos but it’s spread out across your entire body so you barely feel it. It’s a suit optimized for combat. It would be silly if it was heavy or awkward to use since you would die easily.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a depression in the knee.
I don’t know what’s to be blue about. There’s countless rocks you can throw from high places, so entertainment and joy are always 100%
Me everytime I wait for someone in an outdoor area.
Gives me conniptions.