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“I won’t be pooping for the next three days”

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Can anyone explain this one to me? I’m not sure I’m following it.

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Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy Meme

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Gentlemen, we have achieved memes.

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Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy Meme Legend

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It’s the first meta joke this place has had. Someone asked how not to shit for 3 days and for some reason it made its way around the site.

Seems like we’re all still redditors at heart after all lmao

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Scared shitless so he doesn’t need to poop? I dunno.

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“Can’t tell you why, don’t ask.”

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-Putin, probably.

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Even so, he’s always Putin.

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👏

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He may address the nation but then something unexpected happen…

Boom headshot.

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Address them by running away. That is what he is doing.

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too bad its not gonna be the one i want.

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