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Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.

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I thought I was just going deaf.

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23 points

Both can be true!

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4 points

You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person.

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9 points

How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?

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9 points

Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit

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28 points

Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?

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Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o

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Most of them don’t go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.

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8 points

I was being sarcastic but I learned something so thanks :)

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Nah, just cash. That’s why the bills are so cartoony now

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Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?

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I’m amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!

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Já jsem cizinec.

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Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?

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Americký expat

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English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it

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Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.

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I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird

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What’s happening on Saturday

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That’s when they send the mind control sound. If you don’t destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.

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Ah yes, the mind control sound.

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17 points

It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?

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19 points

They died…

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11 points

Oh jeez.

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9 points

Could have been worse

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They were deleted by their creator.

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We don’t believe in a Creator over here.

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