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“Why do you ask? You thinking about banging her?”

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Appropriate response 10/10.

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I love this answer.

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No no no no no no 😬😬😬

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5 points

“Why do you ask? You thinking about boinking her?”

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Aaah, much better 😊.

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44 points

The only right answer is:

“I mean she’s not my top pick of your friends for a threesome, but if you can’t talk Ashley into it then yeah I guess she’s fine.”

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The honest one. And if that doesn’t go down well, get the hell out of there. Just being asked is already a massive red flag and I doubt things would be lasting much longer from my side of things.

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Yeah, I don’t think being asked is a problem in the context of conversation but if it’s a trap kinda question then you need to be talking about her insecurity not her hot friends

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Actually you just need to be giving completely honest answers. If she can just handle them without issue then she doesn’t have much insecurity, just curiosity.

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9 points

Seriously. My wife asks me if random people are objectively attractive or hot or whatever all the time, it’s basically just conversation fluff. It doesn’t matter how I answer because she isn’t jealous or anything, again, just conversation fluff.

Well, sometimes it matters if I say, “no that person is really weird looking” and she’s like, “whaaaat why?”. But then it’s just funny.

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38 points

“Not as hot as you, obviously.”

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Her friend is Megan Fox…

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*clears throat* I said not as cute as her.

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12 points

That’s when you throw in “I mean I can see why you’d think so if you like that sort of thing”.

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11 points

My friend, have you seen Megan Fox lately?

It might be time to update your reference for hotness

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Yeah 😬… I’d say I have to… thanks for the update.

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11 points

Careful how you deliver that “obviously.”

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I’d say not to waste your time on girls who play these kinds of games. That’s a weird question to ask your S.O. no matter how you swing it.

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Not always My gf is bi and will actively send me pictures of models of characters calling them hot and asking if I think they are It’s pretty nice to have a gf that you can actively call people hot too

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3 points

I suppose I didn’t consider swinging it from that angle.

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I’m bi and every relationship I’ve had was like this. Drooling over people and characters together is just something I like to do in relationships. It’s a fun bonding activity. Plus it’s weirdly good for my self confidence for somebody to be drooling over somebody else who even I know is hot as fuck but they still clearly want to be with me more.

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9 points

I ask my SOs that kind of question. We’re bi polyamorous sluts.

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Bit of a difference when you’re in some sort of open relationship. I was more thinking maybe closeted cuckquean but even then it’d be a stupid thing to do.

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Why does everyone in straight society act like closed relationships are normal and have to make an exception for poly relationships? That’s so weird.

Also I’m not in an open relationship if you think open relationship means what I think it means.

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In my unfortunate experience, chicks who are jealous and play these games will also cheat on you.

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