Stalinwolf
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
I remember well the weird period of my life where I worked 12-hour overnights and would stay up for days at a time with the help of Adderall.
Sometimes I smell certain handsoaps in public washrooms and I get flashbacks to those long, strange, strung-out nights.
Worst condom I found was hanging from the handle of an electrical box at my elementary school. We were kind of sort of confused about what it may or may not be, so we did the right thing and prodded it with a stick, causing it to break and spew a soupy yellow mess onto the side of the electrical box.
Bigger, hornier tigers.
It’s always interesting to see who other people keep as company in Stardew Valley. I always felt much older than the characters pictured here and never spent much time building up relationships with them. I should do a playthrough sometime where I allow my character/personality be much younger.
It is a little awkward that I’m forced into the Easter Egg hunt when I perceive my character to be in his late-20s.
Hate when that happens.
The dog people would have contributed more, but they likely left their shit in public spaces and/or other people’s yards.
It was either the shrimp or the bean sprouts in the food court Pad Thai. I was visiting my S.O. in Canada and wound up in a 3-day war with food poisoning. I could not stop puking and shitting. I shit so much acidic death juice that my asshole was in absolute agony and never cooled down. It was like someone had fileted and cauterized my rectum. I couldn’t even sit on the couch properly. Fortunately, her sectional was old and had collapsed in on itself in the very corner. I sat in this corner, right on top of the collapsed portion. It was perfect for supporting my body without making contact with the seat of my pants. I sat in this corner for three days watching weird YouTube videos about Centralia and other phenomena, while intermittently hopping up to puke and shit and fart. I was so fucking sick. I felt like I was going to die.
Do you ever look at the pavement out front of your home and think how crazy it is that it’s one colossal structure that connects to almost everyone’s house in the continent?
