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Hippos

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no ; it’s humans.

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This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?

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They’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.

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Incel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid

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To make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas

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Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.

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I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.

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I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too

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Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between

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The Indian ocean isn’t a desert

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Are you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?

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Look, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!

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Probably other tigers tbh

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Bigger, hornier tigers.

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Tigers with horns 😨😨 ?

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umm… hornier?

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18 points

Wait until you learn about what dolphins sometimes do to their prey

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Something respectful &/or cute I am sure

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Their predators are other tigers. There are tribes in Asia who wear masks on the backs of their heads with large eyes to deter tiger attacks. Apparently the tiger is very much about stabbing you in the back, and not so big on open confrontation.

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No living thing has a feature “to” do anything. That implies decision making, which is intelligent design.

Tigers have spots on their ears, which can confuse attackers.

Tigers did not develop those spots “to” confuse attackers.

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I hear what you’re saying, and you’re 100% correct, but I think most people will realize it’s a figure of speech, and easier to say than “Via the process of gene mutation trial and error over many, many generations of tigers, spots have developed on their ears that look like eyes, resulting in predation from behind being discourged.”

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One way of thinking of it could be that since all of our intention and decision making originates in such a process, the line between them isn’t that clear.

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All models are wrong, but some are useful. Thinking of evolved features as having a purpose is wrong, but it is also incredibly useful.

Why do we have eyes? In some sense, there is no reason, just a sequence of random coincidences, combined with a slightly non-randon bias refered to as “survival of the fittest” (itself an incorrect model).

However, saying that we have eyes to see has incredible explanatory power, which makes it a useful model. Just like Newton’s law of Universal gravity. We’ve known it that is wrong for a century at this point, but most of the time still talk as if it’s true, because it is useful.

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Yes, they did though. That’s the purpose of this evolutionary trait. I see what you’re getting at, but you seem to be implying this was a concidence

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Every evolutionary trait is coincidence. If it was adaptation we’d be able to regrow vital organs.

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Adaptation is bullshit? Well that’s a new one…

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that’s not how that works, we cant regrow (most) vital organs (liver says hi) because of “engineering problems” not because evolution is random. we personify adaptations to understand them, it can lead to issues but yours is a massive overcorrection.

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The spots might be helpful for baby tigers?

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