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Did you get the grass’ consent before you touched it?

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I molested grass.

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Grass hates moles.

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Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!

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First out-loud laugh of the day, even if it was pretty minor. Thanks!

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This is the second comment I’ve seen you make that are just like this. You a bot or something?

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I think he may have just woken up in a good mood today. Took a peek at his profile and it looks like a person

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No, I just credit the first out-loud laugh or boisterous laugh of the day on a pretty regular basis. I’ve been on Lemmy half my morning without it happening so far.

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Fair enough

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It’s greener because it’s covered in shit.

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Someone should drill that into the minds of the military

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