The sheriff if the former president is indicted, he’ll be treated like anyone else accused of a crime.

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Do you think he’ll smile?

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As he fucking should be.

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(Midjourney, obvi)

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It wisped his hair correctly that’s for sure. Really bird-nested it up.

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It gave him Boris Johnson hair.

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This is what he looks like in a parallel universe where he wasn’t born into wealth.

He was Thicko Donne, pavia of people’s goods, and return guest of the local jail after his latest plan to rob a bodega was thwarted by a confusing door.

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That mugshot is gonna become one of the most memed images of all time.

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I’m just curious of what the “template” for it will be.

“Finally some good fucking food” will be in my group chats

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it’ll become its own capsule of meaning. Like how a shrug can mean anything in context. Just sending a Donny Mug whenever something excretious happens

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Idk what their county budget looks like, but if they would set up a shop where interested parties could easily buy prints of that mug shot, I would cheerfully bet my favorite nipple that they will be running a surplus for a very long time.

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How much for a signed copy by the arresting officer?

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I think they’d pull in even more if the DA were signing them, but I don’t see any reason to not offer a variety of signature options. They might even sell some to Republicans if they do a Trump-signed version.

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They just have to make sure they create an NFT of it so we know they own it. /s

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Fulton’s a fairly major county, but every little big counts!

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I’m not so sure. I personally wouldn’t want a picture of Trump even if it’s a mugshot.

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There might be another toilet paper shortage. Just sayin

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I can’t take that bet until I know which nipple is your favorite

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The one with the lucky mole on it. It’s lucky because it was non-cancerous.

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Thus far…

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