Wild to get a shipment in such an odd quantity, I mean 293 kilos you might as well round up.
Well this is great news, after validating ans unloading the 220 kg of drugs we can begin to document them.
TL;DR My countryβs customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.
We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:
Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK β 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.
| Item | Description of the auctioned item | Qty | Unit price | CZK total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Erotic aid - anal jewel, 3 pcs/set | 594 | 300 ($13) | 178β200,00 ($7722) |
| 2 | Erotic aid case | 300 | 210 β($9) | 63β000,00 ($2700) |
| 3 | Erotic aid (penis) | 40 | 600 ($25) | 24β000,00 ($1000) |
| 4 | Electric pump | 40 | 90 β($4) | 3β600,00 β($160) |
| 5 | Sex aid - straps | 193 | 300 ($13) | 57β900,00 ($2509) |
| 6 | Erotic aid - anal jewel with tail | 99 | 210 β($9) | 20β790,00 β($891) |
| 7 | Erotic aid for penis without USB | 77 | 300 ($13) | 23β100,00 ($1001) |
| 8 | Venus balls | 112 | 300 ($13) | 33β600,00 ($1456) |
| 9 | Enema | 210 | 120 β($5) | 25β200,00 ($1050) |
| 10 | Enema with black pouch | 30 | 150 β($7) | 4β500,00 β($210) |
| Total price (CZK) | 433β890,00 ($18,315) | |||
| Auction start at (CZK) | 144β630,00 β($6105) |
The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.
Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-Lβs English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)
Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.
I am kinda curious what about these were illegal. Like, are they particularly shoddy home-made stuff? Just some boring lack of import permits? Does Czechia have strict laws around sex toys?
Nah, likely just incorrectly declared and the importer failed to respond to a tax evasion fine. The Czech Republic is pretty lax when it comes to regulating such things (heck, even this was allowed). They could be legalized without a CE certificate, just some paper work.
Or I can reply to your comment and have you receive a notification. Yeah, itβs done, I even extracted the images from the document (native res, no scaling).
Haha thanks!
But unfortunately, tone doesnβt carry well through text, and may be especially poorly conveyed to someone who isnβt a native speaker (which Iβm assuming, from your username). My previous comment was meant to be read with an insinuating tone, playing on your use of the term βcomeβ.
Sorry, there have been tech problems. Itβs done, Iβll just extract and upload the rest of the images from the PDF.
Slightly less than nothing to see here.
I wish people would stop sharing this meme. Shortly after it came out and became viral, that guy got in a HUGE amount of trouble with the Bolivian authorities. They raided his house, sent him to prison, they literally kidnapped his wife and kids, and Iβm just fucking with you guys I have no idea who this is.
Hey ostomy bags arent funny. Full ones even less so
