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How the fuck he fold towels?

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That is a downside. But on the upside, he’s immune to hanging.

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I’m up a lot earlier than usual and I’ve had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.

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What?

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I think I can transalte: “How can he fold towels if he doesn’t have a chin?”

Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.

This is the best image I could quickly find -

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But why?

Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don’t see how that’s remotely required?

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I find this concept incomprehensible

To fold towels, I hold them up, fold them hotdog, then let go and grab the middle. I guess you could lay them down and fold them that way

Your image doesn’t load for me, but I can’t imagine how my chin could possibly come into play…

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I needed your explainer and then I laughed.

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10 points

I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

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I believe it. I’ve seen people who sleep on a bare mattress covered in mystery stains, with nothing but a blanket and a couch cushion.

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😳

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Thank you for reminding me that’s a thing.

Hey remember 2girls1cup?

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9 points

You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train… dyin’ over here.

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109 points

That chin was made for a beard.

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58 points

What chin?

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24 points

There’s a slight bump there.

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8 points

You sure that’s not a pimple?

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12 points

You mean his check?

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I spilled my coffee but you made my day :)

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If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

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This episode is brought to you by Rogaine

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76 points

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

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It’s a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing

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how does one shit themselves because of an image?

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3 points

loudly

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He shaved it off by accident :-(

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9 points

That’s what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club

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9 points

Does he at least get his Nickelback?

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19 points

He simply absorbs objects.

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