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OJ Simpson literally cursed that car model forever.

My favorite take was the white green 4x4 in the Cruisin’ USA arcade game had a license plate that said GUILTY.

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Trying to find a screenshot cuz that’s outstanding if true, but not having any luck. Please post if you can find one!

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Almost impossible to find something without installing MAME and taking a screenshot myself. But I got a blurry cap of the back of the 4x4 (which is green, not white):

You can barely make out the text, which was removed from the console versions of the game.

Add: And for the first time ever, I now notice that right above the plate it literally says Jeep.

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TIL

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ABC reports that Ford has ordered a recall for almost 43,000 small SUVs due to a potential risk of fire.

Y’all call that a small suv? … damn

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It’s for the Bronco Sport and the Escape. It is not the Bronco pictured.

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Not sure how you classify sizes. It’s small for an SUV in markets where it’s called Escape (and not Kuga). It’s average for a crossover (CUV), it’s actual class. It has the same footprint as a Focus wagon (6" longer than a hatchback) and 9" taller. It’s a foot shorter than a Fusion sedan. I find passenger space to be annoyingly upright and couldn’t get comfortable driving one for more than an hour despite being under 6ft. It’s definitely small by American standards.

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Yeah it’s a small sub set of the total - only a specific engine combination made between x and y dates.

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Ford lawyer: “If the fuel injectors don’t fit then you must acquit.”

Judge: “Um, not sure that helps your case here.”

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If the fuel injectors burn at all, then you must recall.

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Hell of a way to bury the announcement.

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