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It’s always amusing when some CHUD suddenly realizes that the Pentagon is one of the largest single employers in the middle of one of the most liberal places in the country.

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People with graduate degrees are more likely to vote democratic.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/08/us/politics/how-college-graduates-vote.html

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what’s the implication? There’s lots of gay people working the CIA, and something happneed for them to not go to the gay bar?

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Yeah, the implication is something is about to happen that the Pentagon is preparing for, and it’s keeping their employees working late and away from the gay bar as a result.

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Pizza Meter but in the style of NCD. It was largely an urban legend, allegedly, but maybe it being an urban legend is an urban legend.

A guy made a website that monitors restaurant orders in DC, posted a year ago and it’s down now… I wonder if he got a friendly knock and talk or just didn’t want to pay hosting any longer.

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CIA/Pentagon/White House workers have lives. When something big goes down like …oh I don’t know…Iran getting spicy and launching hundreds of drones and missiles at Israel overnight, those lives get disrupted.

People work overtime and order takeout or aren’t able to go out on the town like they normally would so that makes changes to the usual data patterns in the DC area. So they say ramp ups in US military activity can be predicted by detecting those changes.

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I see no beach but there is a photo of a toilet on the Gmap page and that is probably one of the best useless picture I’ve seen of a Gmap business page. Clearly a strong contender with peoples posting selfies taken elsewhere.

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Please, there’s at least 100 gay bars near the pentagon and the white house.

Freddie’s is great but only people out of town would assume it’s the only place to hookup in DC.

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Yeah tons of stuff in Arlington, like crystal city is right there, or an easy metro ride to DuPont circle.

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Can confirm, I’m an out of towner and I practically trip over dudes trying to hook up when I go out drinking - and I’m just going to beer places for beer reasons 🤣

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Man, this seemed like a nice piece of modern satire, then I see a mention of Mark Messier. 1998!

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Not to mention to dozens of gay bars in the pentagon and the white house

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ah yah the o’le “tip of the spear”

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That’s how you measure the Department of the Boat People specifically

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Yeah gotta check the local Michael’s crayon inventory for the Department of Boat People, Angry Land Guys

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