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“Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?”

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!” chefs angrily shake jars of bees

Spiders it is, then.

This is an Applebee’s, not an Outback Steakhouse

I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream

Applebee’s is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee’s are technically, Bar Bees.

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Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!

That’s esteemed academy award nominated actress Margot Robbie to you!

Wife: what are you thinking about having?

Me: my ass ate out

Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.

Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?

There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be “We just want our sausage in your mouth.” They voted it down because it was “too risqué.”

Here in Germany we had an ad for a “Tiefbauunternehmen” / “civil engineering company”.

The German name translates to “deep building company”. Their slogan: “Experten für untenrum” / “professionals for the parts down below”.

I hope the translation works

When I was in high school, the girls’ running team made shirts that said, “Fast girls have good times.” It’s been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.

So, yeah, you would’ve sold a lot more weiners.

That’s an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean “screw” prudes.

This is amazing. Would eat Dick’s.

And as Sir Mix-A-Lot said: “Dick’s is the place where the cool hang out; the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout”

I’ll have the balls

I Will have the bees

Have any been spotted?

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