79 points

Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs

permalink
report
reply
49 points

That’s not true. Chickens are fantastic at getting rid of bugs.

Got a tick problem? Not anymore.

However you will now have rodent problems and require something to take care of that: Terriers are great at that. So are cats.

permalink
report
parent
reply

…she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

For the first few words, I thought this was going a very different direction

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

On a hole on bottom of the sea…

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points
*

However you will now have rodent problems

chicken got you covered on that front too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubf1oJdQQQ

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Will they eat the rodents? Yes. They will eat anything. edible or not.

Will you still have a rodent problem? Yes you will.

permalink
report
parent
reply
59 points

Copilot do be high sometimes.

permalink
report
reply
38 points

Just roll with it. Let’s see if anyone is even reading those.

permalink
report
reply
2 points

I write my commit messages for myself in the future so future me can figure out what the hell past me was thinking

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points

I’m getting GlaDOS vibes from this one.

permalink
report
reply
10 points
*

AI is going to replace my sheets, that should be changed once a week to maintain a high level of hygiene.

permalink
report
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 2.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 1K

    Posts

  • 38K

    Comments