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How to send emails like pro https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo5B5UjkXm/?hl=en

Image description: HOW TO SEND EMAILS: STEP 2: READ EMAIL. STEP 1: TYPE EMAIL… 500 TIMES BEFORE SENDING. STEP 3: SEND EMAIL. STEP 4: GO TO “SENT FOLDER” AND READ MAIL AGAIN FROM THE RECEIVERS PERSPECTIVE. Comic by AMBYCOMICS


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37 points

“Please see attachment”

Realize you forgot to attach it.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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15 points

Actually you only realize you forgot the attachment when they ask you about that missing attachment.

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10 points

Or in my case, realize you forgot the attachment but hit “Send Anyway” out of habit because that notifications pops up too much.

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10 points

I like how now if you mention an attachment it’ll prompt you before sending.

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29 points

Why is is never till pannel 4 that I notice all the miss spelling/typing…

This is why read it 500 times before sending; how are there still this many mistakes?!?

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11 points

I hate when this happens. My school teacher told me to “read it backwards” as a way to help catching errors, but I still manage to find a way to send some anyway.

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5 points

A former boss of mine told me to believe there’s still one mistake somewhere in the email and my job is to find it. Once you think that way, you’re really looking for it, even if it’s not there.

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5 points

I just read my recent email backwards and accidentally summoned a demon.

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3 points

I literally lol’d to this one xD

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5 points

Huh, reading it backwards you say? I need to try it!

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6 points

Helps it hopefully, same!

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18 points

Definitely missing the 5th panel where you see very clearly all the really obvious mistakes you made that were somehow completely invisible through 500 checks but will stick out immediately to even a casual reader.

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8 points

Like misspelling the name of the recipient?Dear Jimy,

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14 points

Just set a rule to delay delivery on all emails like 1-2 minutes. Plenty of time to catch things. You can also set a condition to send immediately, like if it’s marked “important”.

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8 points

Beware if you use Outlook. With that rule your mail won’t get sent at all from time to time and is stuck in your outgoing folder. I have not further investigated when it happens.

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4 points

One of the ways it happens is if you initiate “new email” from another program (say by clicking on an email address) while Outlook is closed.

It will sit in your outbox until you open Outlook properly.

If you also have that rule, I’m not sure if it creates further delay or some other conflict.

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3 points

I actually have experienced this rarely, too - what works for me is either to manually re-send or to just copy the email contents over and send a new email. It seems to happen most when I try to edit or view an email that is being held by the rule in the outbox.

That said, I haven’t had this happen in quite a while, and it wasn’t a super common occurrence for me.

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12 points

Apparently, I’m the only one that does this out of my entire friend group, extended friend group, family, and work associates. Because they’re all constantly sending hobbled together messes that couldn’t possibly have been proof read a single time.

Does this stop me from doing it anyway? No.

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