you need to pair that with some hotdog flavored soda.
The most unbelievable part of this image is that they’re only 120 calories.
…wonder what the caffeine content is.
What kind of sugars are so low in calories that you can add 20g of them but end up with just 120 (kilo)calories?
Sucralose.
If you added however many grams of regular sucrose adds up to 120 calories, then the rest of the 20 grams as sucralose, technically you could make it work.
Oh so those are the dogs that were let out.
“except those naturally occurring in mountain dew”
Ah yes, the vast fields of from the mountain Dew. There cans of Dew occur naturally.