70 points

Checks out. He was McGruff the Crime Dog, not McGruff the Police Detective in a Trenchcoat.

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What you need is a criminal spokesperson.

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Just wanted to grow some plants and be ready for war with the DEA. Still sounds like an okay dude to me.

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Two points:

First, the guns were only illegal because of the marijuana; no pot, the gun crime there.

Second, grenade launchers are legal. Grenades are not. Or, more specifically, each one has to have a serial number, be transferable, requires a background check by the ATF, and requires a $200 tax stamp. I think that they’re classified as “other destructive device”.

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18 points

That dog was no snitch

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That makes this so much better https://youtu.be/y4P4plYXKFE?si=dJZKC6ktNeoT0gr8

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Oh my god

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I’ve been terrorizing coworkers with this for a couple of years now

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2 points

The commercials burned the song into my brain.

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