Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you’re about to bring.
Name your playlist. ‘X Gon give it to ya’ is definitely on there somewhere.
Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I
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Exactly my thought. Gotta get fuckin ready to go all John wick or John McClane or Jean Claude Van Damme. With the right music maybe even go straight up Jon Hamm on those motherfuckers. Never go full John Cleese, though. And with the wrong music you might show up going John Mayer. Your wife might be into it, but she’d be dead real fast.
Knock knock
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I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I’d probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn’t bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car… so basically, yes, I’d be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.
Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I’m prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.
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Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn’t be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I’d be calling the cops (they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.
they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation
Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.
We don’t have guns where I’m from, and I don’t have a car. So I’m more likely to get myself killed.
No no I’m pretty sure the math maths out.
If you do that in America, you’re gonna be left with a dead wife, a massive bill for police services and a lawsuit for damages done to the kidnappers. I’m not American, but this is how I assume it will go.
Nah I chat with the other people in the car.
Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide
