All you Russian coup bandwagoners are hilarious. We coup old-timers saw this coming from a mile away. To anyone else in the deep-sea submersible community: think of the coup as a sort-of geopolitical explosive decompression. A lamination of connected entities by the salt-water of politics, if you will.

I’m giving the June season of reality a 1-star review for stringing us along on this anti-climactic event.

Very anti climactic. Could’ve been a Metal Gear Solid like event. With Wagner boss being Big Boss and creating an Outer Haven, a place just for soldiers. ಠ_ಠ