I feel my Canadian friends use the right amount while my American friends are too conservative.

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The right amount of ketchup on Mac and cheese is zero

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Correct

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This comment is a declaration of war against Canada

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The Leafs suck and Qubec waters down their maple syrup

β€”That’s a declaration of war against Canada

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The leafs suck? Welcome honorary Canadian! Come join us on Tuesday to hopefully see the leafs choke yet again against Boston!

BTW, to trigger a good chunk of Canadian’s, just say you made a poutine but used kraft singles (aka American cheese) instead of cheese curds.

I hate myself for even typing that last part.

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tbf the maple syrup IS watered down, but it’s super weird because it’s literally the Mafia doing it.

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The right amount of Kraft Mac and Cheese is also zero.

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That seems like not enough though.

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Zero is arguably too much.

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rm -rf’ing ketchup right now

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If I had to choose between always eating ketchup on mac and cheese or ketchup just not existing, I’d delete ketchup from existence.

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57 points

Any amount of ketchup on mac and cheese is too much.

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Any amount of ketchup on anything is too much.

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This is the answer right here.

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Add hamburger into the KD and then ketchup becomes acceptable, even encouraged IMO.

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And now we have to talk about how any amount of hamburger in mac and cheese is too much.

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Easy mac and a few oz of seasoned ground beef is just sad hamburger helper. It’s good, tho.

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2 points

Hey now.

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You’re just straight up wrong. Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

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Any ketchup on Mac and Cheese is too much if you are older than twelve.

Use Sriracha like an adult.

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Oh yeah, I agree about spice. I mix habanero hot sauce with the ketchup. But the ketchup flavor is my favorite part… I’m a little over twelve.

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Do you like fish sticks?

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I prefer cayenne pepper on mac and cheese. The flavor profiles work well together, I don’t like adding anything vinegary to M&C, and lord knows it could use some spice.

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I wonder about Secret Aardvark Sauce.

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green habanero Yucateco legit slaps on a baked mac’n’cheese

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I haven’t met a Yucateco that doesn’t slap, but the Black Label Reserve Chile Habanero is next level.

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It’s SO good! Especially on anything with vegetables in.

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This is a joke, right? Nobody actually puts ketchup on macaroni and cheese, right? No way. No way.

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I used to put sliced banana on my red rice… I know people who put lemon mayo on their red rice.

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And they both sound good, people need to stop isolating foods.

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Hell with that. Give me mixed veggies and I’ll sort them into tiny piles. Why would I want a forkful of different things all together?

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I picked it up in Canada and never stopped. I’m surprised it’s not more popular.

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I think it can be fairly common with children

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Zero. The answer to this question is Zero. There is no amount of Ketchup that should be added to Kraft Dinner.

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Is that Celine Dion over there?

If you know, you know. I’m not your guy, friend.

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