34 points

Stop guys you’re gonna make Elon pee his pants

Which will likely disable his CyberJalopy

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27 points

I had this model when I was a kid. I loved it!

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5 points

Isn’t that the original super soaker?

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5 points

Of cybertruck?

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22 points

No, fuck cybertrucks. My supersoaker lasted longer than any of those trucks will last.

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15 points

This was a Super Soaker 50. It was excellent. Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled. The SS300 actually had a backpack for water storage.

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3 points

Super soaker 50!!!

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17 points

This kills. Machine cybertrucks

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14 points

Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.

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1 point

My parents have one in their garage somewhere

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I have a friend (we’re Oklahoman, like Woody Guthrie) that has “this machine kills fascists” tattooed on themselves. They’re pretty cool.

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