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This image is so fake it makes my silicone tits stand up.

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Can you tell me where the clitoris is?

E: Damn, was just joking because the “backpack” looks similar to a vagina.

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I’m confused, isn’t the saying usually something like: “This is so much of something that even this unlikely event happens”. That would make silicone tits standing up be the unlikely event. I’m not a doctor but isn’t silicone tits being upright one of the advantages of them and therefore very likely?

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2017… This post is 7 years old…

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Don’t be an idiot. Seven years ago it was like, ‘95 or something

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Some people like scrolling through 7 year old tweets, recalling the good times…

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3 months later, i can confirm…

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Good pigeon. Next time don’t get caught though.

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I wanna party with cocaine sea turtle and ecstasy pigeon

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Manual: Swap pills with laxatives, let it deliver new package…

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