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At least we have 4k photos of Ur anus.

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there are many things besides pixel count.

i bet it was a hell of a 0.6mp camera to be able to snap that good of a pic of a planet literally in the middle of space

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Photography advice threads: “zoom with your feet!”

Scientists: “…ok.”

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Probably a very good lens. If there’s no digital zoom and little digital correction, then quality can be quite good despite low pixel count.

Anti Commercial-AI license

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And it was able to take such good photographs because of a fairly rare planetary alignment that allowed for three gravitational slingshots.

The last time this happened, Thomas Jefferson was president, and he blew it.

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Yeah he really screwed up the Australian space agency and put us on the back foot.

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And on top of that we’ve only seen a false color version of that image for a long time, leading us to believe that it’s a much deeper blue than Uranus.

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Well that makes sense, my anus isn’t blue at all.

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I mean, does Neptune have oil???

We might need a little more to finish destroying our sole, communal habitat. Anything worth doing is worth doing well!

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it’s got diamond rain, man.

oh… a-and thousand mph wind.

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Bunch of diamonds tossed around in 1000 mph winds, what could be the worst that happens…

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it’s got diamond rain, man.

Keep that shit down, or the US will have to “bring freedom” to Neptune.

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Diamonds aren’t actually worth that much. It has a very troubled history involving exploitation and slavery among other disturbing subjects. The price is kept artificially high by a huge cartel and good marketing saying artificial diamonds aren’t as good as the “real” diamonds. In reality artificial diamonds are better in every way, but I guess it’s the slavery that adds that je ne sais quoi.

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