Image description: four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, “Wow, you do have many crystals!” 2. Panel: She answers, “They’re for protection mostly.” 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, “What does this one protect you from?” 4. Panel: She says, “Frustration.”


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A note on safety: don’t use porous rocks (and many rocks are more porous than you think) as sex toys! They’ll harbor bacteria and lead to an infection.

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Alternatively, if you do use rock dildos clean them with a flame thrower. Then go buy a real sex toy. 😁

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Stress is an insidious killer, you gotta do whatever you got to do to keep it at bay.

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