76 points

A funeral hurst the climate. Please don’t die.

If you do, do it in the woods. So your body feeds the flora and fauna.

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I walk around in biodegradable clothes covered from head to toe in pockets filled with native seed balls, so that when I inevitably die from heatstroke within the next five years, the pockets will eventually degrade and spill out hundreds of seeds to sprout and feed upon my decaying corpse. Call that kamikaze gardening

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So you are like gurillia utaru? I’m down for that.

Hopefully you have a lot of super drought and heat resistant species that are also somehow magically hardy in climates that get winter, because the extremes are getting more extreme.

I’m legitimately so glad CRISPR is in the hands of pretty much everyone, and that kids are (and have been for many years) designing next-gen bioengineered 4H agriculture and farming projects, because they definitely have the vision to produce what we need and they don’t know they can’t do it (like we think we do) so they can!

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Sorry, who is “gurillia utaru”?

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12 points

I keep telling people to just throw me in the bush in a burlap sack because I don’t care. I should get a will going…

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7 points

If there’s enough left of me to bury then I didn’t protest against cars hard enough

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That’s in my will, actually. I have no attachment to my physical body once I’m dead. Donate me to science and put the rest of me in the ground and plant a tree on my corpse 🤷

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2 points

I’m planning on dying at home and letting the cats feed on my corpse

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4 points

You’ve nailed the “reuse, recycle” parts of the triad.

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They’ll just keep meowing at you. You’ll have to get up to feed them eventually…

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57 points

I found this article quite interesting as it adds some much-needed context to the original.

It’s mostly saying that, on a per-calorie basis, rice produces notably more methane compared to most other grains but still very much less than animal-agriculture (specifically, cows).

Realistically, rice will continue to be needed as a staple food in many places so it can’t be broadly eliminated as a food source. Most consumers who are trying to reduce emissions will be better off looking for ways to reduce their consumption of meat and dairy as it will have a bigger impact.

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The original article talks specifically about flooding rice farming. https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/your-bowl-of-rice-is-hurting-the-climate-too

Apparently, flooding the field kills weeds but allows the rice plant to survive. The plant matter decomposes and releases methane gas. The article’s main point is to bring awareness to a planting technique that doesn’t produce methane gas. It’s clickbait more than corps doing there “take individual responsibility” thing.

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In the US they have rolled out an ag program called “Climate Smart” that pays rice farmers for dropping their water early to reduce methane emissions.

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Capitalists: Climate change is your fault and here’s an exhaustive list of every little thing a normal person does and how it negatively impacts the environment

You: fails to either learn to photosynthesize, or starve to death

Capitalists: Ugh, I can’t believe you would do this to the environment! This is all your fault!

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Here it is, blaming emissions on capitalism again though plenty of non capitalist societies were just as poor for the environment within the context of their time. Just because in your preferred system you think you could force through the changes you want does not mean that that is a better system. What makes you think you will be in power or in the majority? If your preferred system is decentralized, that requires a lot of education, the same type that could literally solve this issue with the current system. If your system only works with massive amounts of education and trust, it cannot scale.

Maybe we should focus on the task at hand instead of trying to focus on radical change that will likely make the problem much worse before it gets better. You are literally making the situation worse because you are turning people against actual progress over your ideology.

Emissions based regulations are completely achievable and capitalist. It’s called addressing an externality. Additionally, avoiding the tragedy of the commons requires international treaties which take time, economic alignment, and robust demand on all sides.

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Emissions based regulations are completely achievable and capitalist

Yes, that’s my whole point. They put the blame on us to distract us from enacting regulations with teeth. I’m not a hardcore socialist, just don’t like billionaires and companies lobbying to keep laws in their favor while simultaneously blaming us for everything.

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But then those are not capitalists. That’s just anti environmentalism. Your language does not win you allies.

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There’s a fundamental contradiction between the capitalist reach for yield and environmental regulations.

In the long run, not having environmental regulations is bad for the market. In the short run, though, businesses can make a lot of money very quickly when they’re not regulated. This tension has lead to deadlock in every capitalist nation on Earth and it’s not getting better.

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We may disagree on these points but it should be obvious that there’s plenty of opposition to your preferred system in the majority of the modern world. That’s why insisting on radical change as a precursor to action is counter productive to actual mitigation of climate effects. Even if you are right about the system being less effective at environmentalism, you are hiring the efforts to do something about the issue now and drastic action is needed.

That same tension existed in regards to national parks, CFCs, water management, wildlife management, waste management, and many other issues. What makes you think climate is any different other than bigger?

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Definitely not massively polluting megacorps. Nope, it’s definitely billions of poor people eating grain.

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I exchange the rice for lo mein every single time.

If I’m going to eat a bunch of carbs, they should at least taste good. I live in an Asian neighborhood so I eat a lot of Asian food; still don’t understand the obsession with rice.

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5 points

rice is good but I’ll definitely fuck with some noodles

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