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I’d trade the fast and furious series for a pack of cigarettes and a sixer.

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And I don’t even smoke or drink

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We can just throw the series away. No trade necessary.

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6 points

I’d trade them for a swift slap on the ass

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72 points

This person is the kind of person that would keep wishing on a monkey paw. The rest of Niell Blomkamp’s movies have been not great, and a sequel would probably be so bad to make the original worse.

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51 points

What the FUCK did you just say about Chappie???

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34 points

Chappie was bad, and I say that as a Die Antwoord enjoyer.

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43 points

I was Die Antwoord enjoyer until recently when I learned all the recent controversies they’ve been stirring up since at least 2013. It’s worth researching if you’re still riding off that old 2008 MySpace/OG Website high like I was.

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17 points

I hate Die Antwoord, but Chappie is a good boy and shouldn’t be lumped in with them!

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24 points

In comparison to District 9, Chappie was pretty awful. I was VERY excited for it but left disappointed. It was so campy and…unrealistic? That sounds stupid to say in the same breath as praise for District 9 but I don’t mean the settings, I mean the stories. The character writing and plot were just not great.

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18 points

Unfortunately, Bloomkamp is one of those good directors that mistakenly think they are also good writers (See also: Zack Snyder, M. Knight Shyamalan).

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8 points

yeah, a dude “figuring out” complete AI in a single night of hardcore coding was super weird

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6 points

It was nothing original, just Short Circuit with guns

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3 points

There’s nothing wrong with that. Johnny 5 ALIVE

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4 points

Not great doesn’t mean bad. I had fun with Gran Turismo

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3 points

He just needs a good writer by his side to keep him in check and reign him in.

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46 points

I would trade six monkey paws for Hollywood to stop being so risk averse

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But that’s where all the rich people pour their money dude

WON’T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE RICH PEOPLE 😂

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Privately owned studios should all be run at a loss as a point of pride among the wealthy. “Oh, you’re funding a popular film? For profit? How embarrassing for you.”

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Folly Studios

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[edit] I misinterpreted the intent of this comment to mean the complete opposite - the person I am replying to is NOT saying that there’s no sequel because Hollywood is risk averse so my first paragraph is arguing a point they’re not making, my bad

I agree with the statement but I feel like you have it backwards. Introducing a new cast and story is a risk, remaking or filming a sequel of a beloved movie is the safe bet they keep falling back on.

Maybe I’m in the minority here but I’m content that there’s no sequel to District 9. The story was told well and had a proper ending. I loved the characters and world building but I don’t need another story set there unless it was planned that way from the start.

Maybe it’d be good. I’d love to be wrong. I’ve just been burned way too many times by hamfisted sequels to get excited anymore - especially when the original came out as long as this one

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I agree with everything you said, so I’m not sure what I’ve got backwards ?

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I interpreted your comment in the context of this post to mean you thought there wasn’t a sequel to District 9 because Hollywood didn’t want to take the risk

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(instead of editing it, Lemmy decided to post my edited comment as a separate comment and I just deleted it. Sorry for pinging your inbox!)

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Why? The first one was very experimental. They release a second one they are given two bad choices. They continue the original cinematic vision but being a sequel the plot suffers and it fails or they try something new and it falls flat.

Why ruin a perfectly, self contained, what I would consider masterpiece by trying to expand the universe.

I would be ok with exploring the world some more but maybe in more traditional heros tale type outline. Even then half the audience will think your getting, excuse the bad joke, “district 10.”

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Most sequels are sub-par, agreed. But this story does seem half-finished at the end of the film, a sequel would practically write itself.

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Tbh, the sequel is the aliens come back and conquer humanity, but since the whole thing is a metaphor for apartheid politics, the sequel plays into a bit of a different narrative than anti-racism.

Though it’d honestly be pretty great if the sequel was the aliens don’t come back, but Earth tears itself apart worrying about what will happen if they do.

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Hold up. People assume it’s about apartheid. Remember all those clips of South Africans saying “they should go back where they come from” in that documentary montage at the beginning? Those were real clips of people talking about immigrants from Zimbabwe. District 9 is about immigration.

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Actually I thought the aliens wouldn’t come back to conquer earth, that would be boring and a tired trope. I thought it would be about rescuing thier people, and everyone on earth just assumes they are here to invade.

I’m no screenwriter, and I’m not sure what social commentary would be appropriate, but it just sounds like a fun movie. And Wikus deserves some closure.

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4 points

They said before making mortal combat annihilation

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4 points

Touché

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Not just experimental, but an afterthought made with leftovers of a partially made movie that production failed on.

The location, props, cgi, and even parts of the story were the scraps of the Halo movie that Peter Jackson started to make before abandoning it.

The result was an excellent movie, but the circumstances of slapping a new coat of paint onto a half produced film make for a very unique and hard to replicate product.

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I raise you the complete Marvel trash heap and several individual “sequels” made in the last 5 or so years. Neill Blomkamp has so many ideas, literally dozens of teasers are on YouTube. Most of them are seriously awesome. Do we really have to wait until all the geriatric Hollywood dinosaurs are dead? And with then their talentless and greedy “protégés”?

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