This is real

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I’d apt remove these

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You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

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This incident will be reported.
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sudo !!

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You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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doas -cHad apt remove

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sudo apt remove

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You need to make sure you always use the “+consent” flag. Never move forward without it.

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Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

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I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

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Not mine, it’s an oldie. 🙂

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Tell me you’re bi without telling me you’re bi

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You made me wet!

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Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

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That’s already a thing. It goes without saying, but you have to build from source.

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dude

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OK…I had a good chuckle at that one 🍻

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Do you have to build it yourself from source?

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51 points

My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable

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Lock it up!

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Does it also come in ladies sizes?

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My floppy disk is now a hard disk.

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I’m sure you will run faster

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It is more aerodynamic that way

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it’s in a solid state

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