29 points

Finally it makes sense!

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Duracell should rebrand.

  1. Duracell
  2. Duraacell
  3. Duraaacell
  4. Duraaaacell

The big ones: Durcell, and Curcell

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Shouldn’t the big ones be Durdcell and Durccell?

Also: Dur9vcell.

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I would think the bigger batteries would start with DDuracell

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Even better :-]

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What about the D-cell though?

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“D” is the sound it makes when it hits the bottom.

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After the crush, they shout CR2032.

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That’s why they are only half the length. ^^

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D is the dastardly bastard that threw the first one down the hole.

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12 points

9v batteries are actually 6x AAAA batteries in a little case.

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I also saw some small rectangles batteries stacked

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If you want to also be pedantically technically correct, 9V batteries are often made from 6 AAAA cells. Most of the things people call battery are actually cells, the common batteries are 9V (6x1.5V cells) and 6V (4x1.5V cells) alkalines, 12V lead-acid (6x2V cells) and electric vehicle batteries (lots of 3-ish volt cells of various lithium technologies)

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Cue Immigrant Song

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