2 points
Apparently a lot of people’s actual last word is “Fuck!” And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I’ve been in.
But I will hope for “goodbye” as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
3 points
I’m glad it’s over
3 points
I’d like to say it’ll be something pithy like “Thank God that’s finally done with,” but, more likely than not, it’ll probably be “Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit,” and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
3 points
“About fucking time.”
8 points
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
