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Duality of man(lemmy.world)

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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Maybe we are just all whores and don’t know it.

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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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Nobody will pay me :(

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FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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You just need to connect with the proper audience

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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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Whip it out at the theater. Got it.

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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Clearly you are too picky on which clients you will take. Remember when you are starting out as a new business you have to be willing to take any client you can. When you have a good reputation then you can be more picky

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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I don’t have a job right now for a couple of reasons, but I do get a sort of allowance from my wife and we have sex. Does that make me a whore? I mean I’m okay with that, I’m just wondering.

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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First off now we all know why you post so much 😂

I would say that you are at least at the bare minimum you are whore adjacent. But seeing you can read the shirt…

I think we would have to dive deeper in the intricacies of your sex life and I for one don’t want to know.

P.S. I hope you are making some progress on your health.

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gordon@lemmy.world
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Speak for your self!

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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
3 points

I much prefer to just speak for everyone. And clearly you can read the shirt on the left. Shirts don’t lie.

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gordon@lemmy.world
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Dasus@lemmy.world
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The duality is that they both have both shirts.

So you attract women with the hoodie, and when you get intimate you take it off and then the text on the t-reads “only whores can read this”

It’s humour, on multiple layers. Layers. Ba dum tss

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
2 points

Like that soccer player.

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PP_GIRL_@lemmy.world
35 points

The world is a better place with whores

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Peetabix@lemmy.world
26 points

I assume the whore shirt guy has read his own shirt too.

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
26 points

Nah, he can’t read.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
9 points

Plus, you’re not a whore if you suck cock for free.

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
3 points

Maybe I like being spit on and called a dirty whore even when I do it for free. Don’t step on my dreams.

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misterundercoat@lemmy.world
26 points

I don’t get it. The guy on the right is just wearing a blank shirt?

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