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This one is a certified banger. I am really jealous of the baby.

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It’s to help pay for the expensive treatment. There’s a lot of risk that the baby won’t make it so the advertisers need to make sure they can recoup their losses on the ones that become financially viable.

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Right, they could at least include a banner ad

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SATIRE! ONION NO IT’S MEANT TO BE SATIRE!

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What is satire, if not the truth turned up to 11?

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How can we shape its young minds without the ads? Maybe a little tv would save this baby.

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“This incubator mattress pad is brought to you by Casper mattresses. Casper mattresses was one of the earliest direct-to-consumer mattresses for new borns. They disrupted the traditional mattress purchasing process by offering online selling. They sell just one model, which means there’s no decision paralysis while shopping. With a 100-day return policy, a compact package, and no need to go to a showroom, there is plenty of incentive to try them out.”

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We make picking a mattress so easy it’ll make you fall asleep!

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