This one is a certified banger. I am really jealous of the baby.
SATIRE! ONION NO IT’S MEANT TO BE SATIRE!
How can we shape its young minds without the ads? Maybe a little tv would save this baby.
“This incubator mattress pad is brought to you by Casper mattresses. Casper mattresses was one of the earliest direct-to-consumer mattresses for new borns. They disrupted the traditional mattress purchasing process by offering online selling. They sell just one model, which means there’s no decision paralysis while shopping. With a 100-day return policy, a compact package, and no need to go to a showroom, there is plenty of incentive to try them out.”