Thank you sir, I didn’t know the way to fix ailing welfare states was to make ChatGPT available to all.

It is truly the ultimate technofix.

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“ChatGPT 7, please make me a sandwich, I’m hungry.”

As an AI language model, I cannot make a sandwich or any food for you.

However, because you have indicated that you are broke af, which is illegal in the State of Missouri, this conversation and your IP address has been reported to the state police.

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I was going to make this very joke before I saw this.

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lmao

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What you get is not dollars, but like productivity.

Interesting. Interesting theory Altman.

What if the dollars went to the people who generated that productivity, perhaps?

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What if we had something to represent that productivity? Like, pieces of paper in various denominations. You could just trade them for whatever goods or services you needed.

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And remove those dollars from those who have the most of them?! What are you, actually crazy?! You’re clearly crazy.

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Clearly the dollars should go to the people who tell others what to do, and thus stand at the base of increasing productivity, how else would the plebs know what to do. A telling others what to do economy, or perhaps if you will a command economy.

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I love the way these idiots keep incrementing the number on their ChatGPT fantasy as if it’s a sufficient image of the future and it’s going to get everyone on board. Complete failure of imagination, don’t try to picture any actual use for it or anything, just make it… more.

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“I know not with what technology GPT-6 will be built, but GPT-7 will be built with sticks and stones” -Albert Einstein probably

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@200fifty @Amoeba_Girl “GPT-11 will be built entirely out of sound waves from the sustain” - Nigel Tufnel, probably

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gpt 7 is a beach hut

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With a face drawn on it

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People without an imagination trying to imagine what a prosthetic imagination would look like

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That’s also why they get so excited about the current chatbots.

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Just wait til they figure out what number comes after 7. IOS is up to like what, 20? There’s a lot of numbers they have to learn before they can compete with the big boys.

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The greatest version number war of our age is between Chrome and Firefox, nowadays both of which get a major version bump around once a month. Firefox is on 125 and Chrome is on 124.

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Seems ridiculous since a full version updates used to mean something

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Instead of Universal Basic Income, everyone should be given a small stipend to pay tribute to I, Sailor Sega Saturn. I demand tribute!

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I will do anything for you, Segata Sanshiro!

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セガサターン、しろ!

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Sam Altman is trying to equate compute time with value but fails to see that value can be traded for goods and necessities. Wtf a lumberjack, carpenter, mechanic, plumber, steel worker going to do with compute?

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This is Sam “WorldCoin” Altman we’re talking about, I’m sure he assumes they can mine crypto with it.

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