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Finally something worse than “looking for 10yrs of SwiftUI experience”(lemmy.ml)

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Comrade GitGud@lemmy.ml
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There’s that one person born and raised in Vatican City who’s just been waiting their whole life for this one moment.

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bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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But it only pays $30k/yr

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Comrade GitGud@lemmy.ml
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Job positions for people from Vatican City rarely pay the full amount in standard currencies.

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NovaPrime@lemmy.ml
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Once you factor in the little boy buttholes, the overall comp package for Vatican employees looks much better overall (to the Vatican employees, to be clear)

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Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I should apply and tell them I’m a Latin American

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observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca
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Someone once told me their grandparents in Brazil were part of a community where Latin was spoken as the primary language, but I can’t find any information about it online in English.

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RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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I can sense a Latina joke in there…

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collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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I am reminded of Dan Quayle’s “I took Latin in high school.” Offered as proof that he could relate to the Latino community.

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body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A lot of Catholics in Brazil and old Catholicism required the use of Latin during mass, so it’s totally plausible.

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katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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looking for a junior programmer. must have first-hand arpanet experience.

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AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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must have beard length at least 80% of your height.

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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Oodgay Ucklay.

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Gamma@programming.dev
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That’s a latrine. They’re talking about a fancy light fixture.

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dazeous@lemmy.ml
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That’s a lantern. They’re talking about a smooth fabric weave.

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