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I definitely feel the pain when it comes to worthless results nowadays. Though in this case DDG comes through:

Adding documentation to the search makes the “correct” page soar to the top:

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Google is better as a verb than a search engine.

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I use “search” as a verb

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Haha, nope. The links points to a table of contents after which you are on your own. The right link should point to a specific page instead, but the problem here is that postres docs are poorly optimized for search engines. If you click on the top link from google, you would see there’s a notice that the page is outdated, with a link to a current version, but said link is dead. It’s not an issue I’ve ever experienced with mysql docs for example.

And yes, w3schools, despite how terrible it is, is still above the official docs because it is more popular with newbies. I remember a time when I just started, I preferred sites like it, because they were simple and on point, rather than technically correct and comprehensive like the official docs are. If you forgot the feeling, try learning math on wikipedia (assuming you don’t have a math degree).

For the rest I cannot argue. Generated/AI shit is indeed ruining the internet and search engines giving up and joining them isn’t helpful either.

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After which ctrl+f " in" takes you to the correct chapters. I do agree that a direct link would be more helpful.
And for learning postgresql I agree it isn’t very helpful - using their tutorial links, w3schools or something like udemy if you prefer video format is the way to go in that use case.

I remember back when you were told to learn to work with the documentation, not memorize it, because you will always have access to it as a reference. Maybe bookmarking reference books/documentation will make a come back as the search engines degrade.

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Surely the word ‘in’ would appear countless times out of context on the table of contents.

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8 points

Trying to learn math on Wikipedia is an endless Sisyphean nightmare just trying to understand the first word in an unfamiliar vocabulary.

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Kagi only lists postgresql.org for the first 10 entries, but outdated ones in first place. With the programming scope it collapses all official do s entries to one, with GH and SO filling the rest.

For the quick answer, it also uses the ‘outdated’ docs as source, but as it only gives a very shallow overview there shouldn’t be any difference in version (i.e. it checks for a value in a list in all versions the same, and quick answer leaves out details specific to different versions)

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Wait until you see the AI generated blog posts being top results…

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Hah!

No.

Soon enough the result will be an AI generated “blogpost”, generated by the search engine, in response to your query.

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29 points

I’m sure all this nonsense waste of energy is exactly what we needed just to stop climate change.

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11 points

That’s already been happening for about a month now… perhaps only for some users? Often the AI results are straight up lies.

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5 points

I’ve seen some fucking hilariously wrong AI math.

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It showed up for me about a month ago. I put up with it for about a week and then broke down and finally switched all my browser search engines to duckduckgo.

The funny thing is, I tried making this same switch a couple years ago. I legitimately had a harder time getting the results I needed and ended up switching back to Google.

Google is worse than useless to me now.

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For certain languages and frameworks, LLMs are horrible right now because of this. Many answers I get are a Frankenstein of different versions.

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11 points

There has been something similar for years: a page that basically says “Yeah, nah, we don’t have any information for that, but you might be interested in a totally irrelevant something else”, but phrased in a way that gets it high in the results. What’s astonishing is that Google doesn’t punish those pages.

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Why would they punish pages that help them serve more ads? There are ads on the search, ads on the useless result, ads when you refine the query.

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Yeah, you have a point, but then it’s a bit hypocritical of them to even have criteria for putting pages up in the results.

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I was looking up some tips for Baldurs Gate missions and these fking AI generated pieces of shit with hallucinated fake playthroughs ruined the whole experience.

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The worse part, you enter the blog, it looks legitimate enough at a glance, go straight to the code, then find out it’s bullshit.

We need ai blog blockers now…

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129 points

In desperation you click the link to the old docs, change the version to the latest version and pray you don’t get a 404

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Been there. Done that. FML on searching for programming help some days. Versioning is a nightmare as the way you “used” to do things is no longer relevant and the rest of the results are some asshole saying it is a duplicate question that was answered 10 years ago…that is no longer fucking relevant!

Sorry. Yesterday sucked. I hope today is less frustration and more things working like they are supposed to.

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As someone who is trying to teach themselves a few new things this year by diving to projects using them… I seriously, seriously feel you. It honestly makes me question whether I should just abandon each project I start, both professional and personal.

All the relevant hits are from years and/or 2+ versions of whatever ago or forum posts with dead links to an alleged solution.

I feel like in the past I could just dive into something and search my way through it. Now I feel like that era is over and I question whether it’s me, my niche project idea, the disappearing community, or just the search engines.

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The answer to your question is that all the info is in chat apps now

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Multiple times I have searched for a question and found a single SO answer from years back that was my own, with no replies.

I hope something nice happens to you today :)

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2 points

I lucked out. Success at last! Now I can continue to code furiously doing things I know how to do.

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Oh, that stuff happens all the time. The one that really pissed me off was Microsoft 404-ing basically their entire KB system.

That thing was standing for so long you could still find Windows 9x stuff on it, and it was glorious.

Around the time they stopped supporting windows 7, they bricked the entire thing up and started a new system. Overnight, all the Microsoft help article links went dead. Find a good forum post about an issue that you’re having and someone replied with a link to the MS KB saying little more than “this should work” followed by a sea of commenters saying thanks, that worked, but when you follow the link, it goes nowhere.

What a fucking waste.

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entire KB system

And right before they did that, they started removing footnotes from KB articles that only dealt with older OSes, so if you ever needed to go back and find something, it just wasn’t there anymore. For example certain RGB packing formats were only supported on newer OSes and the footnote used to tell you that, but then it disappeared. I have been directly affected by that multiple times.

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I wonder if the internet archive has a full copy of the KBs from before Microsoft dumped them. I’d love to set those up in a web server so I can reference them as needed.

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6 points

This is the way.

Luckily the postgresql docs have links for exactly that

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111 points

What it’s like to use Google in 2024

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But they’re so innovative! They absolutely aren’t deserving of a massive antitrust lawsuit… /s

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Something is not perfect in the world. Gosh, I sure hope the American government comes along soon and corrects this by force.

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8 points

Anti-trust is not about seeking perfection, it’s a defense against abuses of power. That’s a good thing unless you like to be abused by the powerful, in which case lick some more boots.

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Eh I mean alphabet and Google do have legitimate reasons for antitrust lawsuits, but that’s independent of how shit Google search has become.

Anyway, for those who are fed up with the terrible results, use Ecosia. I’ve basically never needed to use anything else and the advertising money goes towards planting trees responsibly to rebuild ecosystems.

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you’re right to be sarcastic, better sit back and shut up and wait for the free market to fix it /s

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92 points

Well internet enshitification is real…

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38 points

You are confusing Google and Internet… they are very different things.

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19 points

Judging by Google’s chokehold over web browsers and websites in general, they’re not that different…

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3 points

You’re confusing the web with the internet. But I don’t blame you because OP did that too.

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4 points

It’s not just google, google is just the most popular, so a lot of the seo is targeted for it

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I mean its both but…

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