Edit: I propose, like we call sovereign citizens SovCits, we call these people AmArchs for amateur archaeologists.
I don’t know man….that much capitalization sure adds credibility to their claims.
It’s really weird how the crazy ones always seem to do this, or have ridiculous punctuation as well. It’s so common it almost seems coordinated between them, but that can’t possibly be what’s happening… right?
Oh No I’ve Developed A New CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRy
I Used To Type Like This When I Was Young Using MSN Messenger and Yahoo Chat Rooms. It’s Like Hyperfocusing On Aesthetics/How It Feels To Type, And Not Having The Impulse Control To Stop Yourself.
And a shocking lack of exclamation marks! It must be written from a sane and logical person!
Nobody tell them about the Tartarian Empire.
Oh there are so many Tartarian Empire posts in that group.
Edit:
Took about five posts of scrolling to find one-
Don’t forget about the mud flood and the faked 500 years or whatever…
I guess this ones creative at least
There are multiple “missing time” conspiracy theories.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_chronology_(Fomenko)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Velikovsky#Revised_chronology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_James_(historian)
These two are specifically about Ancient Egypt:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Chronology_(Rohl)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Chronology
Edit: Holy fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Proponents_of_alternative_chronologies
That website…
Whoo boy, there is a lot going on there.
Somebody needs to open a window. Clearly they’re not getting enough oxygen…