No word of a lie:

Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK’s sexiest man for the second consecutive year.

The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.

The Clarkson’s Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK’s sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

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Ah, Britain’s response to the…

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Notable contenders such as Prince William

xD

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No Chris Hemsworth?

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He’s Australian

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But they included an Irish guy in the list…

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He’s at least from the British Isles.

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Fair point, friend. But I didn’t produce the list. Just pointing out a fact.

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He’s only 64? I feel like he’s been 64 for 15 years

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