Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK’s sexiest man for the second consecutive year.
The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.
The Clarkson’s Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.
Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK’s sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.
I wish Lemmy stopped circle jerking to this abusive, racist old cunt.
Edit: I’m getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck. His racism is no secret, he’s unapologetic about it. He assaults people over sandwiches. He’s a garbage human, stop defending him.
I mean the label’s on the tin. Can’t fault him for meeting expectations.
That said, it’s almost all an act and tbh I don’t really see the racist part. “the hill” comment was like one of those jokes he immediately was like “yeah shouldn’t have said that” just blurted it out because the setup for the joke was red carpeted for him.
There was an interview with him in the Saturday Guardian recently which was basically along the lines of “I’m not an old cunt anymore”… Something about mellowing or it being an act or something… And then he proceeds to be an old cunt for the rest of the article.
I think it’s probably true that he originally did his little insufferable racist act for money. But play the part long enough and it rubs off.
No Chris Hemsworth?
Going to pretend to be Sigmund Freud for a minute and try make sense of this:
in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.
Okay that makes sense, Clarkson’s considered the sexiest man among middle aged adulterers that still use these niche sites. He’s rich, powerful (or gives off that impression) and older.
Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK’s sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.
Also makes sense, middle aged adulterers looking to relive their “glory days” and get with someone that looks much younger. The opposite of Clarkson.
I’d definitely go with Idris Alba, or Spider-Man, but I’m not a woman, or a gay man, so what do I know?
I’m guessing this is what we left the EU for
