And that’s just one death. They killed hundreds of people and are getting fined less than a normal person would for a speeding ticket.

Does this mean I have to learn to use the the shells?

Nazi punks can fuck off

Biden would play the Uno Reverso of citing the latest Supreme Court decision which means he gets off on all charges.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are herded into camps.

Can we not have an existential threat to democracy every four years?

No, we live in a democracy.

The small solace I have in this universe is that the same worms will eat him

NEPA will not be happy about being considered “Upper Appalachia.”

In my day we cranked our hog with an onion tied to our belt, as was the style at the time

The existence of many strange and unique fetishes in humans would imply that Neanderthals were somebody’s kink at one time

Yeah but where am I gonna find a chest plate in my size?