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I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.

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We Don’t Need Warrior Cops Policing Campus Protests

Fixed the headline

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One of the things I like most about my customer-facing technical role is that users find the craziest bugs. My favorite is a bug in a chat program that would keep channels from rendering and crash the client. The only clue I got was “it seems to be affecting channels used by HR more than other departments, but it’s spreading.”

Turns out the rendering engine couldn’t handle a post that was an emoji followed by a newline and then another emoji. So when the HR team posted this, meaning “hair on fire” it broke things:

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“I used Dolly Parton’s name to gain infamy. I am glad that it happened, as I have been offered a one hour weekly show on NewsMax.”

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Especially when they can get upvotes for free on Lemmy

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When things go right: “WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?”

When things go wrong: “WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?”

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“ChatGPT, how do I use a Java SQL connector?”

“Duplicate question, closed”

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Every time we elect a Republican president we have to start rolling the ball all the way back up the hill again. Every goddamn time.

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I find that title to be wholly innaccurate.

There were also women on the force, so it was 376 boys and girls in blue sat around and let 19 kids and 2 teachers die.

Well, 375. There was that one asshole who shouted “Do you need our help?” to which a hiding child responded “Yes we need help!” and was subsequently shot by the gunman

That person actively caused a child to die.

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Europeans need to understand that winning elections in the US really just means convincing 10,000-20,000 people in about 5 states who decide who to vote for a couple days before the election.

If this news plants a small seed of sympathy for Trump in the minds of those undecided voters it will swing the election.

Our democracy is really pretty terribly implemented.

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