All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look too much like a vibrator (sus).

This is the closest I got: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NNFPHXG https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CD7FPFQ5?th=1

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What you are looking for is a “Bed shaker”. These are often used by the deaf to wake up. A relatively cheap phone-connected one can be found here but it’s iphone only. This one works with Android. Both use proprietary apps. The website linked was just at the top of a Google search, you can find stuff like this on Amazon as well.

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Or replace one leg of the bed with a Sybian

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Is there like a sign up sheet or?

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But OP said no sex toys.

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Isn’t a phone technically a vibrating alarm clock?

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Also most smart watches will provide this functionality

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The vibrations aren’t strong enough

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Depends where you put it.

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Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

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A phone won’t vibrate strongly enough for you? You could adjust the intensity of those you know

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Nah they’re right. My Xiaomi had great vibration, audible without a ringtone but my Pixel now is very weak. Definitely depends on the brand and model.

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How about a smart watch? I realise this is kind of specific but I have a Pixel 8 phone and a Pixel Watch 2. The alarms sync, and the vibration on my watch is enough to wake me up.

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This is my recommendation as well. Having the alarms sync is one of my favorite things with the watch. And when you stop it on one it stops it on both.

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I blindly reach down to my watch and press the button there to snooze the alarm, it’s great!

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I use that combination of hardware and Sleep as Android so it starts with just the watch (no noise in the beginning) then escalates to nose and requires me to scan a QR code in the kitchen to fully dismiss.

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And honestly if they’re looking for affordability, I have a $25 mi fit (or at least that’s what it cost when I bought it 6 years ago) that has the same functionality. The app for it is shit, but it does the job.

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Might be kind of difficult to get to sleep with that inside you…

Unless that’s what you’re into I guess…

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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falling asleep is fine, getting good sleep is hard, waking up with a toy inside your now dry hole is rough

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That’s why you set the alarm for relubrication.

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Ok I like to take coconut oil, the kind that’s a solid at room temp, melt it, and let it solidify in ice cube trays at room temp. Then, when I go to put a plug in long term, I pop a lube cube in first. Easy long term lubing

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meat popsicle

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Or a hammer drill with no bit on it…duct taped to the bed frame. Bam instant earthquake style alarm.

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