https://arxiv.org/abs/2404.10002

Abstract (emphasis mine):

The concept of a ‘Ballmer Peak’ was first proposed in 2007, postulating that there exists a very specific blood alcohol content which confers superhuman programming ability. More generally, there is a commonly held belief among software engineers that coding is easier and more productive after a few drinks. Using the industry standard for assessment of coding ability, we conducted a search for such a peak and more generally investigated the effect of different amounts of alcohol on performance. We conclusively refute the existence of a specific peak with large magnitude, but with p < 0.001 find that there was a significant positive effect to a low amount of alcohol - slightly less than two drinks - on programming ability.

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https://xkcd.com/323

There’s obviously an xkcd for this

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The concept of a ‘Ballmer Peak’ was first proposed in 2007

where do you thnk it was proposed?

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I’d argue that this is for the XKCD, not the other way around.

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p < .0001337

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You have way too many zeroes.

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Posted Oct. 1 2007.

“first proposed in 2007”

I wonder if Randall has seen this?

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Lol that is Fig 1. In the paper :)

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The Inebriati strike again.

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I’ve found that the best way to utilize alcohol when programming is to code sober and comment drunk. It’s a wonderful way to make commenting both fun to write and to read later.

I have tried coding under the influence, but I can’t do it. Even small amounts of alcohol makes it really hard to do anything complex. But if it works for you, good on ya.

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Also works for customer service. Have a ridiculously minor issue that really doesn’t matter but still irks a small part of you and you’re too much of a wimp to speak up about? Check your sent folder in the morning after a night of drinking.

Protip: support@company.com.

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I did some of my best problem solving on Vicodin.

Two beers and I’m fully functional.

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“Ancient Persians reportedly debated big decisions twice: once drunk and once sober.”

https://historyfacts.com/world-history/fact/ancient-persians-reportedly-debated-big-decisions-twice-once-drunk-and-once-sober/

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Modern Persians still do so too, just a little bit illegally

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Knew a guy in university that looked like a young Prince Charles that would pop half a tab of LSD whenever he ran into an issue he couldn’t solve. Somehow that worked.

This was in the late 90s early 00s, well before Randall made the comic about The Ballmer Peak

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Microdosing LSD is a common thing nowadays in the tech world. It definitely increases your creativity and mental energy, so it makes sense. Your friend was probably ahead of the curve. I’m not sure if the idea was as popular back then.

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The rest of use were tending towards macro dosing. He may have known about it, but he didn’t really talk about it that much. Certainly wasn’t encouraging other to try it.

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Maybe his dose wasn’t small enough to be considered micro. I’d wager half a tab would give a light trip instead of a full

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