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Does it say which ten commandments?

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  1. Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light
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  1. Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry
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  1. Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.
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But I have a BMW

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Even if you’re really hungry? Or say it’s like a really really tasty sandwich. There’s got to be some wiggle number right.

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sherman we need you now more than ever.

i fucking hate the south

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That’s pretty smart The United States is a place for smart people

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Separation of church and state is Christianity. Human rights are Christianity. If you are a communist, you are a Christian. Christian communism - Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_communism

History of the Church and State - Google Search - https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=history+of+the+church+and+state

Separation of Church & State History (U.S. National Park Service) - https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/church_state_historical.htm

Separation of church and state - Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_church_and_state

Dominion: The Making of the Western Mind Hardcover – September 6, 2019 https://www.amazon.com/Dominion-Making-Western-Tom-Holland/dp/1408706954

Friedrich Nietzsche - Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche

If you are anti-Christian, stop acting like one.

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You are definitely highly regarded.

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What in the name of tarnation?

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Low effort comments are automatically blocked.

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At least six of those go against the core tenets of MAGA

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