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Ric Romero reporting from the No Shit Sherlock Institute…

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Thanks Ric! And now, Kelly Andrews with the weather. How’s global warming going, Kelly?

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SHIT’S GONNA HAIL!

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Thanks Ollie

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[insert always has been meme here]

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Kinda surprised that something sane tumbled out of his mouth.

edit: apparently, it wasn’t as sane as the headline made it sound, lol

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A broken clock is right twice a day

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But he isn’t right nearly that often, lol

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He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf… Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

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He’s actually worse than a broken clock. Even twice a day when he manages to be right, he’s wrong - because he’s so phenomenally stupid.

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You might wanna check the clock

https://lemmy.ca/comment/9275491

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6 points

This clock has spirograph shapes instead of hands.

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It wasn’t actually sane. It was batshit crazy. The headline was really working overtime to tone it down into a rational thought.

“That gets in the whole other idea about religion being as a way to control people, control thought maybe, which is pretty wild. But disclosure, I think needs to happen. It’s going to be interesting to see how it happens, where it happens.

“But in my space where I’m at, where I do a lot of plant medicine, the veils between worlds and dimensions gets very thin. So the idea of seeing other entities, seeing angelic type of beings and demonic type beings is very normal. And the idea that there’s a demonic aspect to the UIP phenomenon, I think is very It’s plausible and interesting.”

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I stand corrected

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He’s going so crazy he accidentally lapped around to sane for a minute

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Even a broken clock is right twice a day…

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Please.

Farve ended up being a steaming pile of shit.

Let Rodgers be an ok dude.

This claim keeps him an ok dude.

Please keep it there.

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I’ve got some bad news for you…

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I’m sorry to hear about the coma you’ve been in for the last 8 years. Hopefully you have a quick recovery!

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I left behind sportsball well over 8 years ago…

I won’t look it up, but I’m guessing not good things have surfaced since.

Edit: also, referencing this guy as a QB suggests its not the guy who the QB sneak G.O.A.T. when I stopped paying attention to sportsball and the Packers where decidedly the best team in the institution.

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last time I was hanging out outside the book place where they had the page thingies, those wordnerds couldn’t take how goddamned edgy and cool I was when I told them that I couldn’t care less about their treelines, lol at them right??

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6 points

If you stopped following sports 8 (fucking 8!) years ago, why the fuck are you here making hopeful comments about Rodgers?

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That ship sailed long ago buddy.

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