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Thank you. I am saving this for future use.

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Me too, that’s a good one.

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These drama queens are shameless… They literally pay for articles to cover their egos and how their amazing company will distrupt your life and you will love it!

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Yeah, everyone should take a real good look at him. When the guillotines come out you wouldn’t wanna grab the wrong guy.

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It’s a good bet that everyone standing around him would be on the list for the guillotine as well

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$10 says it happened once.

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And that one time it was his cousin who he hadn’t seen in 15 years. Sam, is that you?

OMG, the curse of fame. I can’t handle this shit.

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Seriously, I run into people who “know me” all the time. Its called living in a single area all your life.

The dude could move to my neighborhood and noone would know who he is.

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He can rest easy: I don’t know who that is and how he looks.

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Did you ever see the Matrix? Remember how Cypher sold everyone out to the machines? Same guy.

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But Joe Pantoliano is still somehow likable as Cypher, even when he’s a piece of shit.

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