Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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Remember back in 2016 when Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate? Bernie said sure and Trump had to walk it back.

The last thing Trump and his people wants it to have to have him stand up in an uncontrolled setting.

I’ll be amazed if these debates happen.

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Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let’s do this shit like Maury.

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Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!

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Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them

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I hate this but honestly it’s the most truly American way to handle it so I say go for it.

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It’s literally a choice between status quo, or the last election in America. If it’s sunk, that is more a result of you then anything the entire Democrat party can do.

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I think you meant than.

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So… to be clear… your response to someone saying that Democrats are fucking up by thinking “but have you seen him?”… is to double down on “but but but, have you seen him!!!”

Trump needs to be in a prison, but this shit is directly how the DNC is continuing to shoot itself in the foot with a significant chunk of the population.

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It was absolutely a smackdown. Trump is a complete moron and the media kept him in it.

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And who won?

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So Trump is on drugs.

Conservative projection is a confession.

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Conservative projection is a confession.

It’s tragic how many potentiall talented drag queens are probably hiding their inner light in the GOP right now. Not just because they would feel better about themselves, but because they would cause less harm, and be more of a blessing to their families.

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Wasn’t trump’s White House doc handing out hard drugs line candy?

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He’s probably been on drugs for decades. He accused Biden of being on drugs 4 years ago.

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Please drug test trump 🙏🏻

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Yeah, this is clearly one of those the accusation is a confession moments.

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It’s always projection with these people.

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I’d love for both of them to take one.

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But then the results of that would be rigged, too.

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Maybe they have to be filmed the whole time 🤔 I wonder if Abbott would let Pornhub operate again if they agreed to film Biden taking a drug test

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Yes, please. Subject politicians to the same indignities as the rest of us.

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With blind live reading of the results

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Make Trump take a cognitive test issued by a board certified and independent neurologist and gerontologist.

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“Bicycle. Giraffe. Football. Umbrella. There, I’m done. Aced it.”

“Sir, I asked for your name and today’s date .”

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“And I stand by my answer, Goddammit!”

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That is my name. Uh… Bisexual Zebra…

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