Which sounds rad as fuck. Like how you’d open a speech for the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

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I would also argue that “whores and scoundrels” is more inclusive. You can be either one regardless of your parts or gender identity.

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After further ruminating on this thought:

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a whore, and a scoundrel, and a rascal, a ne’er-do-well, and a villain… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

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Don’t you…forget about me…

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Forget Reddit gold, this deserves a Lemmy Lemon.

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I can only hear Geoffrey Rush’s captain Barbossa…"Whores and Scoundrels… "

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My husband has served as an MC for a few fetish or counter-cultural events, and he likes to open with "Welcome, theydies and gentlethem!

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“Bitches and assholes, thank you for coming to tonight’s presentation…”

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How about hamsters and elderberries.

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Fetchez la vache!

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Not everyone is incredibly hairy, or a drunkard.

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